I went to the park near my house.
I got on the merry go round,
and found Salvador Dalí riding the horse in front of mine.
We casually chatted while on the horses,
and as it turns out Salvador Dalí was never a visual artist,
but a pianist.

He told me he needed a singer, and I said I could do the job.
We went to his house.
He asked me to sing anything so he could see how I did,
but I somehow couldn't remember the melody or lyrics to a single song.